An exciting opportunity has opened up in this dynamic newspaper based in Dungannon for the person with the right style, or lack thereof, and that person could be you.
The Tyrone Courier requires a Clown of singular ability and flair, preferably with makeup focus to the eyes and cheeks- the gaudier the better, and special emphasis should be given to accessories- we recommend the new bead range from Tonka.
The role is to replace our previous clown who had to unfortunately be let go due to his tendency to be a demon and murder children.
Some light journalism work may also be required, however it will be nothing strenuous and we don't expect much, mainly this role will involve entertaining children and young adults, and a bit of PR work. In this capacity you won't be expected to attend many social functions as we don't get invited to too many of those anymore due to the aforementioned child murder thing, it will be your responsibility to take initiative and insinuate yourself into such social gatherings as you can to seek out stories.
Salary is negotiable, depending on experience and overall tackiness.
There is no upper limit on hours because a journalist never sleeps. You will however only be paid for 40.
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