Northern Ireland Water require Shaman

Northern Ireland Water require a full time shaman or other with expert experience in divination and/or the ability to make rain.

After the issues of winter 2011, and subsequent 'lesser publisicised' incidents it has become necessary for NIW to seek the employ of someone capable of keeping track of where exactly all our water is going, because frankly we don't have a clue. Ideally the successful candidate will have his own rain stick, two of those little wire jobbies for finding underground water or one of those 'Y' shaped things, and the ability to use a Mac computer because we're fairly certain that's where all our problems started.

Standard working week will be 40 hours, with potential overtime to a maximum 15 hours.

Salary is negotiable, but we'll be easy talked to.

We especially welcome applications from the Northern Ireland Sioux population.