Friday, 4 February 2011

Murderous Cyborg required for unspecified time travel termination

Cyberdyne Systems (Ulster) Ltd require an unsympathetic killing machine with lethal intent for an undisclosed termination.

The job will require:
-Full knowledge of 1980's slang, music and fashion.
-Extensive human anatomy knowledge, though you will not be required to be 'fully functional'.
-The necessary charisma and skills to acquire transportation and weaponry as needed.
-The ability to adapt to new surroundings, particularly those at the other end of an Einstein-Rosen Bridge.

Sunglasses will be provided.

We especially welcome applications from foreign nationals.

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